Why not hire yourself out as a flamethrower?
Oct 7, 2023
Aubrey asks
Need a healthy outlet for releasing my pent up energy/anger. Don’t like running. What would you recommend?
My answer
Why not light your own farts? You could hire yourself out as a flamethrower. Burn off all that pent-up energy, literally. The mightier your miffed-ness, the more magnificent your offgassing. You’d be an even more flatulent Incredible Hulk.
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