Three kids in a trenchcoat from a parallel universe

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Njegoš asks

Cousin and his wife keep calling me to come over and stay for a few days, but they have 3 spoiled children and I don’t wanna deal with that crap again. I’ve ran out of excuses as to why I can’t come. What’s my excuse?

My answer

Tell them you were actually their three kids in a trenchcoat all along, but, like, from a parallel universe, and if you and they ever touch, you’ll explode like antimatter and destroy both universes.

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