The worst porno in the world
Noah asks
I want to make a p0rn. What should the title and theme be?
My answer
Don’t just film people shagging. Any old chump can do that. That’s old hat. Boring cliché. Do the opposite. Something really attention-grabbing. Make the worst porno in the world. Let’s have a gazillion porn archetypes, but in reverse. Anti-bukkake, where clinicians with funnels and hand pumps squirt it back up strapping young mens’ urethras. Anti-cunnilingus, where specific species of trained cats with extra-sandpapery tongues perform oral so exquisitely awful that the recipients experience a kind of reverse orgasm. For bonus points, try crashing a Pentecostal church service and chew out the minister for not being gay enough.
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