The world only contains four billion penises

Mikey Clarke
Jul 17, 2023

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https://www.facebook.com/groups/393804108644865/

JC Smith asks

So I’m Asexual but I’m tired of explaining what that is whenever the topic of happy fun time comes up, and the term “virgin” feels antiquated and has too much baggage.

What do I say to people who think sex is interesting enough to talk about?

My answer

Why not do what I do? Tell these nosy-people that you’d run out of cock. The world only contains four billion penises, you know, and a gentleman of vigour and dynamism such as yourself will exhaust even the mightiest global schlong stockpiles eventually.

Original: https://www.facebook.com/groups/393804108644865/po...

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Mikey Clarke
Mikey Clarke

Written by Mikey Clarke

Hi there! My snippets and postings here are either zeroth drafts from my larger novels, or web-app tutorials and other computery codey musings.

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