The swimmiest flatulence cure you’ve ever encountered

Mikey Clarke
Apr 27, 2023

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Justyce asks

I am full of gas. It’s so bad that it hurts. What can I do to relieve the pressure??

My answer

Why not go swimming at the bottom of the Mariana Trench? It’s 11km deep. Your inside and outside pressures will equalise and you can enjoy aqua-life to your heart’s content. Just don’t ever surface. Fishing vessels routinely dragnet-up deep-sea fish, which when brought to the surface and denied their beloved deep-sea pressures, explode.

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What a dreamboat, am I right?

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Mikey Clarke
Mikey Clarke

Written by Mikey Clarke

Hi there! My snippets and postings here are either zeroth drafts from my larger novels, or web-app tutorials and other computery codey musings.

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