The classic “whaddaya MEAN ya can’t paint red lights green” defence
Rhett asks
I’m tired of stoplights taking too long to change for me. Half the time, they change for no reason and give the ghost traffic in the turning lane, a green arrow.
How do I show the light who’s boss?
My answer
Isn’t it obvious? Simply load up your favourite marksman paintball gun with bright green paintballs. On your next road journey, whenever you a stoplight in the distance, screech to a grinding halt in the middle of the road, let traffic pile up behind you, take careful aim at the distant red dot, then futz a gazillion green paints onto it. Problem solved. You may now vroom safely across the intersection as you see fit, and if you get side-swiped by Wrong motorists as you cross, suing them becomes even easier. I hear most judges adore the classic “whaddaya MEAN ya can’t paint red lights green” defence.
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