Style your man’s hair into an atrocious nocturnal half-bun

Stephanie asks

***More wonderful style suggestion attempts in comments 10/1

y’all are the best!

*updated photos in Comments!

I’ll do more tmrw if y’all would like!

My husband told me today my hair in a half bun is atrocious! This isn’t the first time, & hearing him yammer on about it, or give me the “you really wearing your hair like that” judgy ass eyes is getting old. How might I make this hairstyle even more of an atrocity for him?

EtA: so many responses! I’ll be trying a few out tmrw, see which one can top the monstrosity.

I’ll keep everyone updated!

My answer

Style his own hair into an atrocious half-bun in his sleep.

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