How to stop sucking your thumb
Nov 27, 2022
Paige asks
How to get my teenage nephew to stop sucking his thumb?
I’m reading all the comments to him btw, no need to censor he’s got a potty mouth.
Yes he knows it’s satire, but he finds this group hilarious !
My answer
Could you not behead him? It’s a tad difficult to suck on something when you don’t have a mouth. Then again, if he’s that tenacious, I’m sure he’d figure out a way to apply suction from one or more of his remaining orifices. You’ll have to amputate those too.
