How to remove all obstacles to permanent stonerhood

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Morgan asks

just had wrist surgery and can only use 1 hand, can’t light the bowl of devils lettuce. what do?

My answer

Next time you have wrist surgery, be sure to ignite every bit of devils’ lettuce in the entire universe ahead of time, so that when it comes time to inhale and partake, you’ll always have monstrous and convenient stockpiles of smoke to inhale.

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