How to make Hilter even more feminine

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Yasmin asks

My 1 year old rudely ripped off my birth control patch while I napped

How do I make him understand I don’t want anymore little hims

My answer

Play the long game. Buy another thousand birth control patches and slap them on him until he’s wearing a huge bulky anti-pregnancy exoskeleton. He’ll be an eternal virgin and future-you won’t have to deal with his dickhead descendants.

Side effects: if this works, MI6 may approach you for tips on feminizing Hitler: https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/63629/time-all...

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