How to make a bear trap orgasm

Mikey Clarke
Oct 7, 2023

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Fa asks

Periods doesn’t stop my man from having me, what do

My answer

Stop menstruating boring ol’ blood and womb linings and suchlike, and start menstruating bear traps. It takes quite a determined man to fuck a surprise bear trap. Then again, a few years back when I got extra-horny, my girl tried the same trick on me; I got a bit carried away, and to my astonishment made the bear trap orgasm. God, you should have seen my girl’s face. Green with envy, so she was.

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This particular bear has informed me on a great many occasions that this is his cum face, and he’s sick to fucking death of reminding me.

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Mikey Clarke
Mikey Clarke

Written by Mikey Clarke

Hi there! My snippets and postings here are either zeroth drafts from my larger novels, or web-app tutorials and other computery codey musings.

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