How to delegate handjob prowess to other orifices and/or digits

Madison asks

My hubs told me that our sex is better than any he’s ever had but that I give the worse handjob he’s ever received. Give me tips to make it better. Actually, What do?

My answer

Get extensive and horrible plastic surgery and swap your handjob-dominant hand with your vagina. Then blindfold him, tell him you’ve been practicing and you’d like to surprise him, then give him the most amazing and most vaginal handjob of his life.

Hell, if you’re going to go that far, you might as well replace both your hands with vaginas too. Is there such a thing as a pussy-donor?

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