Eyebrows

One of the more dubious perks of being a natural redhead is that my eyebrows are a searing fluorescent white like Ahsoka’s lightsabres. From a distance it can look like I don’t have any eyebrows at all. This introduces a unique set of problems, for eyebrow removal is a classic movie technique to triple a villain’s creepiness. Like Wormtongue: (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C3%ADma_Wormtongue...)

More than once in the past I’ve therefore pondered the possibility of getting them dyed to match the rest of my hair. However, there are dye jobs and there are dye jobs. Some are more suitable than others. Others aren’t.

Check out these bad boys.

Yes I know I’d look ridiculous. But I’d consider the dye job worth it, if only to do justice to the thundering of PATHETIC EARTHLINGS. We’ve all got to stay sane somehow. You know how it is.