Mikey ClarkeEver considered giving all eight billion schmucks the same email address? Want to?Chelsea asksJun 14Jun 14
Mikey ClarkeWhy you probably shouldn’t dropkick snooty cats even though you may thirst toEver had to swerve your car to dodge a cat scampering across your path? Ever had to brake to a complete stop to avoid running over a cat…Jun 6Jun 6
Mikey ClarkeOh, wow. In your shoes I'd have been so tempted to wind him up even further:"No, I'm sorry, we can't hire you. Why? Too much humility! Excessive tact! Nauseatingly refined manners! We crave abuse! Arrogance…Jun 6Jun 6
Mikey ClarkeToday’s hottest new drug: diet-diet-diet-diet-crack and not actual snowAshley asksMar 22Mar 22
Mikey ClarkeNo problem dropping comet-sized cookies on bitchy brides can’t solveMandy asksMar 22Mar 22
Mikey ClarkeDO YOU SPEAK TEEN?The other day I was in a gym with my dad, a gym with speaker systems and a constant loop of pop songs, and it started playing 50 Cent’s In…Mar 16Mar 16