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Mikey Clarke

Today’s hottest new drug: diet-diet-diet-diet-crack and not actual snow

Ashley asks

1 min readMar 22, 2024

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Today’s hottest new drug: diet-diet-diet-diet-crack and not actual snow

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Mikey Clarke

No problem dropping comet-sized cookies on bitchy brides can’t solve

Mandy asks

2 min readMar 22, 2024

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No problem dropping comet-sized cookies on bitchy brides can’t solve

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Mikey Clarke

Cure sunburn by taking all the steroids in the universe

Liz asks

1 min readMar 22, 2024

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Cure sunburn by taking all the steroids in the universe

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Mikey Clarke

DO YOU SPEAK TEEN?

The other day I was in a gym with my dad, a gym with speaker systems and a constant loop of pop songs, and it started playing 50 Cent’s In…

1 min readMar 16, 2024

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DO YOU SPEAK TEEN?

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Mikey Clarke

What are some of the epic examples of backfired plans?

Jean-Marie answers

2 min readMar 16, 2024

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What are some of the epic examples of backfired plans?

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Mikey Clarke

Why Jabba the Hutt is a snazzier lover than you might think

Melanie asks

2 min readMar 8, 2024

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Why Jabba the Hutt is a snazzier lover than you might think

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Mikey Clarke

How to invoke Germanic royalty to out-skunk the entire universe minus your dog

Max asks

2 min readFeb 21, 2024

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How to invoke Germanic royalty to out-skunk the entire universe minus your dog

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Mikey Clarke

How not to be the aquatic equivalent of sheep-shaggers

Anastasia asks

2 min readNov 15, 2023

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How not to be the aquatic equivalent of sheep-shaggers

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Mikey Clarke

Get puffing, get broke, and get celebrating

Jaime asks

1 min readNov 14, 2023

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Get puffing, get broke, and get celebrating

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Mikey Clarke

Why not out-HR HR?

Nichelle asks

2 min readOct 27, 2023

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Why not out-HR HR?

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Mikey Clarke

Mikey Clarke

Hi there! My snippets and postings here are either zeroth drafts from my larger novels, or web-app tutorials and other computery codey musings.

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