Mikey ClarkeThe Rocky Horror Picture Show: holy shit how had I missed thisI can’t believe it. Somehow I’d spent my entire life missing out on The Rocky Horror Picture Show. What a thrill ride. As I write this I’m…Oct 17Oct 17
Mikey ClarkeEver considered giving all eight billion schmucks the same email address? Want to?Chelsea asksJun 14Jun 14
Mikey ClarkeWhy you probably shouldn’t dropkick snooty cats even though you may thirst toEver had to swerve your car to dodge a cat scampering across your path? Ever had to brake to a complete stop to avoid running over a cat…Jun 6Jun 6
Mikey ClarkeOh, wow. In your shoes I'd have been so tempted to wind him up even further:"No, I'm sorry, we can't hire you. Why? Too much humility! Excessive tact! Nauseatingly refined manners! We crave abuse! Arrogance…Jun 6Jun 6
Mikey ClarkeToday’s hottest new drug: diet-diet-diet-diet-crack and not actual snowAshley asksMar 22Mar 22
Mikey ClarkeNo problem dropping comet-sized cookies on bitchy brides can’t solveMandy asksMar 22Mar 22