The Rocky Horror Picture Show: holy shit how had I missed thisI can’t believe it. Somehow I’d spent my entire life missing out on The Rocky Horror Picture Show. What a thrill ride. As I write this I’m…Oct 17Oct 17
Ever considered giving all eight billion schmucks the same email address? Want to?Chelsea asksJun 14Jun 14
Why you probably shouldn’t dropkick snooty cats even though you may thirst toEver had to swerve your car to dodge a cat scampering across your path? Ever had to brake to a complete stop to avoid running over a cat…Jun 6Jun 6
Oh, wow. In your shoes I'd have been so tempted to wind him up even further:"No, I'm sorry, we can't hire you. Why? Too much humility! Excessive tact! Nauseatingly refined manners! We crave abuse! Arrogance…Jun 6Jun 6