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Mikey Clarke

Mikey Clarke

A horrid rectal Rapunzel

Christina asks

3d ago

A horrid rectal Rapunzel

3d ago

Mikey Clarke

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: holy shit how had I missed this

I can’t believe it. Somehow I’d spent my entire life missing out on The Rocky Horror Picture Show. What a thrill ride. As I write this I’m…

Oct 17

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: holy shit how had I missed this

Oct 17

Mikey Clarke

You’ll be SO MANLY you’ll make TESTOSTERONE look GIRLY

Katrina asks

Sep 17

You’ll be SO MANLY you’ll make TESTOSTERONE look GIRLY

Sep 17

Mikey Clarke

How to induce a deluge of ten thousand astronomers by teatime

Laura asks

Jun 17

How to induce a deluge of ten thousand astronomers by teatime

Jun 17

Mikey Clarke

Ever considered giving all eight billion schmucks the same email address? Want to?

Chelsea asks

Jun 14

Ever considered giving all eight billion schmucks the same email address? Want to?

Jun 14

Mikey Clarke

Why you probably shouldn’t dropkick snooty cats even though you may thirst to

Ever had to swerve your car to dodge a cat scampering across your path? Ever had to brake to a complete stop to avoid running over a cat…

Jun 6

Why you probably shouldn’t dropkick snooty cats even though you may thirst to

Jun 6

Mikey Clarke

Oh, wow. In your shoes I'd have been so tempted to wind him up even further:

"No, I'm sorry, we can't hire you. Why? Too much humility! Excessive tact! Nauseatingly refined manners! We crave abuse! Arrogance…

Jun 6

Jun 6

Mikey Clarke

On the paramount importance of synchronised MRI ADHD

Holly asks

May 30

On the paramount importance of synchronised MRI ADHD

May 30

Mikey Clarke

The next big craze: DIY trepanning?

Stevie asks

May 28

The next big craze: DIY trepanning?

May 28

Mikey Clarke

Today’s hottest new drug: diet-diet-diet-diet-crack and not actual snow

Ashley asks

Mar 22

Today’s hottest new drug: diet-diet-diet-diet-crack and not actual snow

Mar 22

Mikey Clarke

Mikey Clarke

Hi there! My snippets and postings here are either zeroth drafts from my larger novels, or web-app tutorials and other computery codey musings.

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