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Mikey Clarke

Front row seats to Hugh Hefner and Pablo Escobar dancing the Mamushka

Recently I had an eye appointment. The optometrist informed me she’d never met anyone with eyes of such radically differing prescriptions.

13h ago

Front row seats to Hugh Hefner and Pablo Escobar dancing the Mamushka

13h ago

“Gentlemen, one of us may secretly be female!’

Jenna asks

Feb 10

“Gentlemen, one of us may secretly be female!’

Feb 10

The latest health breakthrough: Oreo e*****

Dylan asks

Feb 8

The latest health breakthrough: Oreo e*****

Feb 8

The Alaska Purchase versus Butt Stuff

Jenny asks

Feb 7

The Alaska Purchase versus Butt Stuff

Feb 7

How spaniels halt spirulina forming horrid balls of concrete

You know spirulina? It’s dried algae powder. It’s got one of the highest nutrient densities of any food … but tastes like spaniel anus. It…

Jan 18

How spaniels halt spirulina forming horrid balls of concrete

Jan 18

You’re the goddamn Picasso of Porsche-prangs

Dani asks

Jan 18

You’re the goddamn Picasso of Porsche-prangs

Jan 18

In which I apply to become Fabio’s PR spokesbloke

How might one apply to become Fabio’s PR spokesbloke?

Jan 18

In which I apply to become Fabio’s PR spokesbloke

Jan 18

How to convince insurance to pay for 150lb hippo skin removal

Brett asks

Jan 3

How to convince insurance to pay for 150lb hippo skin removal

Jan 3

Norwegian busses: the pinnacle of snooty vehicular entitlement

Hilde asks

Nov 29, 2024

Norwegian busses: the pinnacle of snooty vehicular entitlement

Nov 29, 2024

Why your paramour rides your hairdo resplendent

Kira asks

Nov 26, 2024

Why your paramour rides your hairdo resplendent

Nov 26, 2024

Mikey Clarke

Mikey Clarke

Hi there! My snippets and postings here are either zeroth drafts from my larger novels, or web-app tutorials and other computery codey musings.

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